My Favorite Salad Oven Mitt
Future generations will have figured out a way to grow bottles of wine - glass, cork and all - right on a vine. And they'll look back at us and be like, man, those people were so underdeveloped! Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
Reads: My Favorite Salad is Wine
1% of the sale of all Blue Q oven mitts is donated to Doctors Without Borders.